10 thoughts every bartender has had during their shift

1. You have been waiting in line. Why don’t you have your money ready? 

2. I do not have time to stand here while you decide what you want to drink

3. I am not hitting on you, it is my job to be friendly 

4. Seriously? You are ordering a cocktail 2 minutes before we close?

5. Don’t tell me to smile

6. I am 100% judging you on what you order

7. No, sorry I can’t recreate ‘that drink’ you had ‘that one time’ at ‘some random place’

8. Did you just click your fingers at me? You will now be served last.

9. “…and make it strong”. Yeah I’ll just stick to the 30mls we are legally required, but I’ll smile politely anyway. 

10. Haha I have literally heard that joke 1000 times